week eight [results]

It's the quarter-finals results!

Who is going to the semi-finals? Let us find out...

+The first couple safe is Ingo and Kym. Wow. Big shocker! I was as surprised as they were. Thought they would be going home tonight. Guess not. Now I’m scared to find out who is eliminated tonight.

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-The first couple in jeopardy is Kellie and Derek. … WHAAAATTTTT!!!!!! Is this a joke? No seriously dwts, are you playing a late April Fool’s joke on me? How is this possible? Something is wrong with the world right now. (Actually many things are wrong with the world). But something is extra wrong here that Kellie is in the bottom three.

Zendaya, Val and Gleb dance the encore tonight. I have to listen to their weird song again? Ugh where are my earplugs?

+The next couple who will be dancing in the semi-finals is Zendaya and Val. Of course.

-Jacoby and Karina are in jeopardy. One more spot left for the jeopardy spot. Who will it be? I have an idea. How about you?

The Jason guy sort of looks like Chris Brown. Sounds and dances like him too. Sucks about the neck injury but glad he is doing well. I like his song, it’s very fun and great to dance to.

The dance styles we voted for on Twitter for the couples to perform will be announced shortly. A Kay commercial break while we wait.

>Kellie and Derek’s dance will be Flamenco. Bahaha dance style that Kellie can’t pronounce they have to dance. “Flay-menco”. Kellie is hysterical! Sometimes I wonder if she mispronounces things on purpose to be funny. Keep doing it girl, it’s good stuff.

>Ingo and Kym have to dance the Charleston next week.

>Zendaya and Val dance what she knows best… hip hop. She will own it. Bet she is relieved.

>Sean and Peta have to dance Disco. Aww that sucks I wanted them to dance the Lindy Hop. Len said on week three that they danced the Lindy Hop more than the dance they were supposed to dance so I was really excited when this dance style was an available choice of dances. But I guess I have to watch someone else dance it. (Wow I just said dance eight times. Sorry).

>Aly and Mark have to dance Afro Jazz. What the heck is that?! I guess we will all find out next week. Maybe I’ll Google it right now. It’s the curiosity in me that can’t wait until next week.

>Jacoby and Karina get the Lindy Hop. Dang.

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Peanut has a segment on the show. He is too cute. He has become quite the little celebrity on the show and he doesn’t even have to dance. What a handsome little fella.

Derek’s Stars of Dance performance is beyond words. I mean how does that happen? I would like to know. How does one defy gravity like that? It absolutely took my breath away. Bravo! Wow it was so great! Like I said: Derek = phenomenal. Absolutely amazing. 

Carrie (Leah Remini) is in the audience! I love this. She is so funny on King of Queens.

+The next couple going to the semi-finals is Aly and Mark.

-Sean and Peta are in jeopardy again.

Let me get this straight… Carrie Ann tells Aly she is flat footed and lost the music but she gets nines. And Sean gets told he lost his footwork and the music and gets all sevens. Now tell me how fair that is. The judges have a favorite and it’s not Sean. When they are watching him dance they are always looking for what he’s doing wrong and not looking at the dance as a whole. They stick with “you lost your footwork” and “watch your frame” week after week. Sean really deserved at least one nine for his trio dance.

It’s Sean vs Jacoby vs Kellie.

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+The couple that is safe and going on to semi-finals is... Kellie and Derek.

-Jacoby and Sean are in the bottom two. 

Please don’t let Sean go home!

-The couple eliminated tonight is Sean and Peta. Damn it. The judges sure were happy. Damn it America! Where was your support?? Where?? Damn you all. Sean did a great job he deserved to be around for one more week. Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. [Seven damns for Sean's score of seven he kept getting]. dxf$#$&7@$hd;nf*&7#% !!! No dancing Disco for you guys next week. #sad

Bye Sean :( I guess there’s nothing left to do but go back to Texas and be a regular guy again. (sort of). Enjoy your life with Catherine, your journey [without tv] begins now. I will miss you on my tv screen. Good luck with everything! Many hugs!

Next week… it’s Jacoby’s time to go. It should have been tonight (or last week) but whatever.

Until next time…

xo

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