DWTS week one [performances]

Dancing with the Stars has begun!

For the next ten weeks I thought I would just die when Sean's journey on The Bachelor came to an end. I really didn't know how I was going to spend my Monday nights. I may just have to get a life outside of my living room. Thankfully, Dancing with the Stars is back! And it's the following Monday after The Bachelor season finale so I don't even have to wait and wonder what my plans were for Monday. I will spend the next ten weeks watching everyone show off their dancing skills! Yay! This season is exciting and has many great dancers! From Kellie Pickler to Aly Raisman to Sean Lowe. And my favorite pro is back-- Derek! Super yes!

So here’s the breakdown:

First up: Kellie and Derek dance the fox trot, and get 21 points for their performance. Way to go guys!

Victor and 19 year old pro Lindsay dance the fox trot and get 18 points. I absolutely love her dress! It’s so pretty.

Ingo and Kym dance contemporary and get 20 points. I kind of had a problem with Ingo’s wife beater. Like, why didn’t he wear a nicer white shirt? Whatevs.

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I love love love love loooove the lights thing at the beginning of Lisa and Gleb’s dance. She wore a very beautiful pink dress and the fact that everything was black and white with only her pink dress in color was so amazing to see! I had no idea that was possible I just thought that was a camera thing for the tv viewers but nope it really happened in studio and it was magical! And her dog is so so precious with his little outfits on. 

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Ado-ra-ble! I would have voted for them just for the lights thing and the dog! If I had a Pomeranian I would dress it up too, bahaha. Especially if it was a girl, princess pomy here she comes! Complete with dresses and tiara! Ha I would have too much fun. Damn expensive dog. But anyways, Lisa and Gleb did a good job dancing the fox trot. The judges gave them 18 points. I think the dog wins my heart. I’m melted by his cuteness. He is so tiny and fluffy and I wanna steal him. He would be the best cuddle buddy. Ha.

Back to topic. The next dance we see is Cheryl and D.L. They dance the cha cha and daaaamnn brotha takes major crap from one particular judge. I mean he got slammed! I kinda felt bad for him. They end up getting a score of 12. Ouch! I jammed out to their song though! Haven’t heard that mofo in years! Ha.

Zendaya and Val dance contemporary and do amazing! The best yet. They receive 24 points. Good job guys!

Okay... up next...

Here it is folks! What I (and hundreds more peeps) have been waiting for! Watching him as the Bachelor for the last ten weeks has been so great! But it's time to get dancing! So excited to see Sean strut his stuff. Ha.

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I spy with my little eye... Catherine! It's awesome that she came to support him. And why wouldn't she? Going from The Bachelor to Dancing with the Stars is a complete game change. Sean enters a whole new ball game. He is hitting the dance floor and showing off his impressive skills! I’m sure they’re impressive, but I would still love him if he tripped and fell on his face on live television. No matter what, homie has my vote. Always. All the dances were good but at the end of the night I will be supporting Sean and Peta. [cutie pies]. I was so anxious to see how Sean will dance, I couldn’t even envision him dancing but he did a great job! Keep him in line Peta! Ha. 

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They dance the fox trot and receive 19 points. “For a dance virgin, you have a very effective pelvic thrust.” Okay really?. Enough with the virgin stuff, he is hiding it well but I bet it annoys the crap out of him to be constantly referred to as a virgin when he isn’t. Carrie Ann, however, "liked it rough!" Bahaha. I also really liked Peta’s red dress. It was beautiful. Speaking of red dresses, Catherine wore a red dress as well. Did Sean tell her he would be in a red outfit and she wanted to match? I am all about matching! I love it so that was cute to see even if it was unplanned.

Moving on..

Aly and Mark danced it up in pretty pink! They danced the cha cha and received 21 points for it. Good job! Y’all looked fabulous! And sparkly! Ha. 

Dorothy and Tristan danced contemporary and got 21 points.

Wynonna and Tony danced the cha cha and received 18 points.

And then... oh gosh. Andy Dick dancing. Yeah, so… yeah. They received 17 points for their fox trot dance.

And last but not least, Jacoby and Karina danced the cha cha and were rewarded with 20 points.

So in first place with 24 points is Zendaya and Val; and in last place is D.L. and Cheryl with 12 points. Sean and Peta are in seventh place with 19 points. But this will change! I used all my votes to support Team Murgalo and I hope they appreciate it. I even made a video for them on youtube. Check it by clicking here! Do it :) Vote for Sean and Peta people! Abc.com and facebook.com and also calling in and texting! 800-868-3407. I just typed this number without looking it up. Because I memorized it. Because I dialed it so much so it just sank in my memory box. But if you don’t trust me I won't be mad and in fact encourage you to look it up yourself. VOTE VOTE VOTE for Sean and Peta! Help them win! 

Well this is it. It has been a great and fun night! I can't wait to see what everyone (Especially Sean) has in store for us next week! These next nine weeks will be so much fun. Another great journey to experience.

Until next time…

xo

All images are screenshots of the show taken by me (not taken from anywhere on the internet). However credit is still given to ABC for having the show available to watch online.