DWTS week five [performances]

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Hey y’all it’s week five which is halfway through the season! Already?? Geez. Time flies when you’re dancing!

Dancing alongside not one but two pros? Get ready stars this is about to happen! Hope you practiced extra hard this week! No pressure!

Well here we go.

Ingo and Kym dance the Cha-Cha-Cha alongside Tony and Emma. Oh that song. I miss it. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? They did a good job but it was not their best. In result of this they receive a score of 21, which isn't horrible.

Next dancing alongside Anna and Maks is Jacoby and Karina. Their song was really familiar to me and I know I have heard it somewhere before. It took me forever to think of where I heard it. It was on Full House when Michelle and her friend were in the talent show and he was singing that song.  It was cute. (If I’m remembering correctly, if not then it's from another tv show). I miss Full House. The 90s were freaking awesome! Back to Jacoby and Karina. I liked their performance and I loved Jacoby’s jump over Karina. Homeboy got some major air! And without the help of Karina’s shoulders or anything. Badass. They dance the Jive and get a 26. Very nice. 

Victor and Lindsay dance the Viennese Waltz alongside Tristan and Emma. There goes Lindsay with yet another beautiful dress. She never disappoints! Except I would like it better if it was a different color. Like a white or a lighter shade of pink or a pale blue. Emma’s dress was very pretty. The judges give them a 21.

Aly and Mark dance the Samba with Tony and Whitney. They get a 25. (even though all the judges gave bad reviews). 

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Oh. My. Gosh. Sean’s dance was freaking amazing! The part when he was acting like a diva and getting fed grapes was just priceless. I loved it so much! Too funny. His sense of humor is one of many things I love about him. And Tristan’s face. He’s like wtf man. Love. It! Truly madly deeply loved every second of their entire performance!! Even the rehearsal package was hilarious!! His idea to copy every single thing Tristan did was genius! Sean and Peta dance the Quick-Step alongside Tristan and Chelsie and get a 24!!! Yes great job guys! Nice! Their highest score yet! Bruno calls Sean a swan. And Len responds with calling Sean a pigeon. I don’t get it. Idk why he compared Sean to a pigeon. Maybe I’m missing something. I agree with Bruno with the swan comment.

And it’s funny watching Bruno dying of laughter listening to Len talk about statues and pigeons and tries to explain himself but fails miserably. Carrie Anne doesn’t get it, I don’t get it. I doubt anyone gets it. Except Len. Maybe it’s a British thing. Ha! And I loved Sean and Peta’s outfits! So sparkly! I also loved her hair! She looked exactly like Beyonce in Austin Powers: Goldmember!  Like I said, I loved every single second of Sean and Peta this week.

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Kellie and Derek dance the Fox Trot alongside Henry and Anna. I absolutely love the song they dance to. Kellie’s wig looks funny on her. But her dress is gorgeous! And I love their dance, it’s so perfectly performed and romantic. The part where they waddle like penguins is my favorite, it’s pretty awesome! They receive a score of 27.

Dancing with Sasha and Chelsie is DL and Cheryl. They dance the Tango and get an 18. Wow the judges did not hold back on the criticism. I'm kinda ready for him to leave. Sorry DL but yeah. Stick with comedy. It suits you better.

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So Zendaya gets to dance the Argentine Tango with Val… and Maks… the brothers. Yeah that was planned. (And Anna as Maks’ partner). I really enjoyed their dance this week. I liked the music and the tango is always fun to watch. And Val gets a dance lesson from his brother, because he has never danced the Argentine Tango before. Ha that is awesome. Zendaya and Val get a 29. Holy Moly! Carrie Ann and Bruno gave the first tens of the season.

Andy and Sharna dance the Paso Doble with Sasha and Emma. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Andy Dick! Haha loved Andy’s entrance. That was badass and very Zorro-like. And Sharna’s facial expressions are my favorite, she is so good at them!  I thought their Paso Doble was entertaining to watch however the judges disagreed. “It was more Pasadena than Paso Doble” Len says while Carrie Anne is dying of laughter because of Andy’s entrance. They gave Andy and Sharna a score of 18.

So there you go. The rankings are as follows:

In first place- Zendaya and Val with 29 points.

In second place- Kellie and Derek with 27 points.

In third place- Jacoby and Karina with 26 points.

In fourth place- Aly and Mark with 26 points.

In fifth place- Sean and Peta with 24 points. (yay they moved up!)

Tied for sixth place- Victor & Lindsay and Ingo & Kym with 21 points.

And finally tied for last place- DL & Cheryl and Andy & Sharna with 18 points.

Tomorrow is the results show! Who do you think will go home?

Until next time..

xo

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