DWTS week five [results]

America has voted and the results are in! Which couple will go home tonight?

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Intruders on the moon! Repeat. Dancing intruders on the moon!

The results show opens up by taking the audience to a far away place called the moon. The dance was freaking amazing!

+The first couple safe is Kellie and Derek!

-The first couple in jeopardy is Ingo and Kym.

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When Sean gave Tristan a rose I almost fell off my chair. Sensing a little bromance? First the copying, then the rose giving, what’s next Sean? Ha.

Jacoby got his wish tonight! He and Karina dance the encore. And we get to see him jump magically over Karina again. That will never stop being amazing. I mean she looks like she would be my height (5 feet 5 inches) so he has to jump 5.5 feet without any help. How does one do that?? My breath is taken away and my mind is blown. I am also in love with Anna’s last name: Trebunskaya. That is so fun to say!

+The next couple safe is Zendaya and Val. And Maks looks like a gondola according to his brother. Ha.

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Okay this next segment is freaking hilarious. The time? Three minutes until performance. The place? DWTS backstage. Lindsay was getting last minute touchups and Victor was debating if he should empty out his bladder or not. He decided to empty it. In less than three minutes. That is crazy fast! It was so funny watching his facial expressions and how worried he was that he might pee his pants while dancing and then watch him race to the bathroom. But I think it’s good that he went because if he hadn’t I think he would have been focusing on not wetting his pants and he might have forgotten all of his dance steps. And then everything would be crap. Or he might have just peed his pants but danced well. We will never know. Ha. It was too funny.

-Victor and Lindsay are in jeopardy.

The Band Perry performs. I like their music.

Len gives a nice pep talk to the dancers. It’s very inspiring.

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+Jacoby and Karina are safe.

+Aly and Mark are safe as well!

Aha! I spy Derek stealing Matthew McConaughey’s phrase. “Alright, alright, alright!” Maybe he will forgive you, Derek, if it’s your first offense. Ha.

Next week are team dances and Brooke asked Andy which team, Kellie’s or Zendaya’s, would he want to be. And he replies, “TEAM PICKLER-DICK”. Oh.Em.Gee. That is too funny! Brooke responds, “What… did you just… you can’t say that!!” Rolling on the floor now. Karina is so pretty. I just have to point that out. She is really, really beautiful. 

Another Stars of Dance performance by Macy’s happens and it is a song by Kerli. I love her voice. It is beautiful.

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After Kerli performs, Selena Gomez sings her new song. I love her and all but I did not like that song. Like at all. Sorry Selena. I don’t even think she sang it live. But her outfit was pretty! And I love when the song ended the dancers held their tree pose forever. They didn’t let up at all. And Selena didn’t look too happy.

I’m having a tiny bit of a problem with Sean and Peta calling each other babe. It probably doesn’t mean anything and it’s just a term of endearment but I would be concerned if my fiancé called another girl babe. Just saying. It’s not even a one-time slip, they said it multiple times. Maybe it’s just me who feels that way. Maybe that’s the norm in 2013. What do I know? I’m just a college student in a small city. DL and Cheryl called each other babe too. Whatevs.

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So Tom reveals to everyone that Sean and Catherine’s televised marriage will be aired on ABC in August. Wait hold the phone! I heard it was originally supposed to be in July, then it got pushed back to December, and now it’s in August? That makes no sense! Sean even seemed puzzled. Tom, crack is bad for you. Just fyi. 

                                   This is Sean's confused face --->>>

+”The next couple who is safe… but maybe not with Catherine is… [long pause like we don’t know who] Sean and Peta!” Obviously. Unless someone else on the show has a mate called Catherine, we knew at that point it was Sean safe. Nevertheless, yay!!! Go Sean and Peta! You are continuing to week six. Time to get some nines. Practice hard!

+Andy and Sharna are safe as well. Andy said earlier that they are getting comfortable in the jeopardy box. Well not this week buddy!

-DL and Cheryl are in the bottom three alongside Victor & Lindsay and Ingo & Kym.

+Out of the bottom three, the couple safe is Ingo and Kym.

Victor and Lindsay have been in the bottom two since the beginning. Poor kids.

-DL and Cheryl vs. Victor and Lindsay. Who is going home tonight? [my long pause]…… DL and Cheryl! About time. I was ready for them to leave. Dancing is not his strong suit.

So eight couples remain. Onto week six! Team dances are next week and Stevie Wonder performs.

Until next time…

xo

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